Ruler of Hell (The Dungeonmaster, Spain Import, see details for languages)

We (my husband and I) decided to watch this movie after we learned this is where Adam Savage's quote "I reject your reality and substitute my own" came from. We knew we were in for a "treat" when we saw the poster for the movie. It's as terrible as the poster implies. Considering they resort to showing boobs within the first minute of the movie is pretty revealing (har har). Even nudity can't save this awful movie, where the boom mic is occasionally visible, the Big Bag Guy is not all that threatening, and most of the short stories are resolved with shooting a fancy laser at some dude's crystal. The film is fun to watch just to MST3K it. If you're in the mood for a dismal, cheap, sometimes hilarious C-movie, "Dungeonmaster" is a solid bet.

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