🌟 Unleash Your Creativity with Every Stroke!
The Texas Paddle 18" Unfinished Wooden Paddle is a premium quality paddle crafted from 1/2" thick Baltic Birch plywood, measuring 18 inches in length. It features a convenient hanging hole for easy storage and comes lightly sanded to a smooth finish, making it perfect for customization. Proudly made in the USA, this paddle is designed for those who appreciate quality and craftsmanship.
B**B
Purchased for use on my husband. This paddle really delivers: tears, cries and a sore bottom.
We are in a FLR relationship. Purchased a few years ago and it has really held up .If you swing with any force, the targeted area will be red and swollen after 10 whacks. I usually administer at least 25-30 swats to "her" naughty ass. I put it away for a few weeks and use other paddles, straps and brushes in the meantime. When hubby sees it come out again, "she" knows she is in serious trouble, and her backside will be requiring extensive aftercare.
A**S
Sound and Fury!
A good stick of wood that paddles like it should! This puppy is a first-class ticket to the "Red Bottom Express."For fun or really 'sunburned' well-paddled buns, this one does it all. Plenty of room for names of guilty parties or paint.Applied with conviction and aplomb, adults or students won't soon forget what behavior got them a date with red hot bottoms and extra thick seat cushions for a few days.
A**E
Quality Texas Paddle
My son has been working on different wood projects. He was pleased with this item. He was able to stain it how he wanted, it seemed to be sturdy, and well made.
J**K
Hand grip is awkward, but great paddle overall.
The paddle is unfinished and needs sanding, but arrived in great condition. The hand grip is slightly awkward, but I chalk it up to my huge hands. Holds stain/paint well and looks great.
A**.
Good sturdy paddle
This is a nice sturdy tool that's able to hold up well under serious use without breaking. The length is good for getting both butt cheeks at once.
F**M
Great craft paddle
Loved it! Was easy to decorate for my big and fun to gift.
J**.
Durable, well weighted, and balanced for effective use in any situation.
This paddle has a good weight without being too heavy and with the plywood construction, should last forever without risk of splitting in the case of more vigorous use. It packs a good sting and its size means full coverage with each swat, leading to a lesson quickly learned, or a nice, even color when used for fun. Not too large to use over-the-knee, either.
F**E
Blistering Bottoms! Severe Stinging Swats!
This product delivers as advertised and more. When you need a paddling or when someone tells you that you need a paddling this is the paddle to use. After the first swat you will be sorry for ending up in this painful predicament. So buyer beware because in the wrong hands who knows how your salutary comeuppance will end up.
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