Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Candy - Assorted Fruit Flavors Keto Snacks - Vegan Gummy Bears, Gluten-Free, Low Carb, Keto-Friendly, Sugar-Free Gummies - Bulk 2 LB

I have been doing keto diet for about two years. I’ve had all kinds of sugar free snacks and candies with only mild stomach issues with a few things. I was getting ready for a trip from Virginia to Kentucky, and was getting my snack together for the trip. I saw regular gummy bears in the store and thought I would like some for the trip so I checked Amazon for some that would ship to me overnight for my trip. I saw these and thought that good and didn’t read any reviews or labels. About two hours into the trip I pulled these out to see how they tasted. They weren’t bad for what they were and I priced to eat about 8-10 handfuls. About an hour later I could feel the gas starting to build and the pressure increased as I was driving through the mountains of West VA. luckily I needed to stop for regular gas and that was it. Everything that I had eaten over the last month was knocking as the door and ready to get out. I ran into the gas station and dropped one of the longest and loudest excretions of my life. Finally relief. At that point I felt great. Like a whole new person that a decided to get a small meal from Chick-fil-a. Everything still going good. As I was sitting their waiting for others to finish eating the pressure started to build again. I thought there is no way. I went to the bathroom again thinking there can’t be anything solid left in me. Sure enough there wasn’t and nothing short of a gallon of straight liquid began to pour from my tailpipe. Again I now felt good ready to make the last 4 hours of the trip. But not 30 minutes into the drive, the gas and pressure hit again. What was I to do? I couldn’t stop every 30 minutes the rest of the way. I pushed through and made the 4 hour drive without stopping even though at times I wasn’t sure if I would make it. The last 30 minutes was the longest 30 minutes of my life. Finally I made it to the Air BnB we were staying at and found the first bathroom I could. Again nothing short of another half gallon or liquid along with 20 straight seconds of loud gas with it. My brother could hear is all the way outside. My insides sounded like water rushing through them after a toilet is flushed. I hoped that would be it but I continued to make small trips to the bathroom the rest of the evening. Finally the next day thinking all is over I went and got lunch. Not 30 minutes later and more waste was trying to get out. Even as I write this two days later, my insides are still not right. All this to say is don’t eat these unless you plan to be at home the rest of the week. Next time I need a cleanse, I definitely will get these before the Doculax.

The flavor is difficult to describe. If you can get passed the smell and get them into your mouth, it tastes as I would expect old, damp newspaper to taste if you kept in the basement for a decade. Since I'm not a quitter I finished the gummy to the end, which is when I was able to detect a slight fruity flavor. I wanted to try these sugar-free gummies because while I'm working and concentrating, I sometimes like to chew on something other than gum. It will take a long, long time before I finish the bag, if ever.

So, the lady and I bought these after I told her the myth that sugar free gummy bears are practically a sweeter stool softener. We both walked this trial by fire cautiously by only eating a few bears the day we got them. No effect. Not swayed by this the next day we grabbed our bears in our little curious mitts and gobbled down about 10 each. Still, no effect. This is a good thing I now know. Boy do I miss the times when we were enjoying the mystery and joy of these bears. Day 3 rolled around and my lady was taking a nap so I decided, "I'm big, I'm brave, I can eat 25 gummies." These were words uttered from a fool. About 30 minutes after my critical error my stomach felt like someone was using my insides for batting practice for the homerun derby. My brow was non stop releasing sweat. I felt like what I think child birth must feel like. I was a breaking man. Then came the gas, oh lord the gas. You could power a 16 wheeler going from Maine to California with the flatulence that was leaving my body. This lasted for about an hour. It was about this point my girl woke up and I told her thP j.lN e grave mistake I'd made. So what does she do, go get some gummies to experience what I'm experiencing. That poor woman. We started making dinner when it hit me. Oh man did it hit me. They say only God can judge me but that is a lie. My neighbors I know were judging me as wave after wave of the diarrhea tsunami hit my porcelain. I bit down on my towel as I pushed through the voyage. After about 5 minutes of pure agony subsided I left the bathroom. Shame hung heavy over my head knowing I didn't respect the bears. Those cute little bears took me on a religious experience. An experience of pain, laughter, and lots of Glade air freshener. Never again on my life will I disrespect the bears. They are there for absolute emergency. Every time I open my pantry from here forward ill see them staring at me, smiling at me, reminding me of the trip I took took the the bottom circle of toilet hell. No report back from the lady yet, she wont leave the bathroom. May God have mercy on her soul. Oh and they taste pretty good. I'd recommended refrigerating them. Helps with the texture.

If you wanna take these bears to help you go to the bathroom they work perfectly. However, if you want something that taste really good. They’re not for me. They are very firm and hard to chew. The flavor is OK Ish but I do not like them and it’s like forcing them down it’s not something you enjoy so you definitely won’t overheat them. It only takes a few like six to get you going so they definitely have a laxative effect.